Balanced Diet Beer Hoodie

Balanced Diet Beer Hoodie

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$35.97
$35.97
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Balanced Diet Beer Hoodie

Balanced Diet Beer Hoodie

$35.97
$35.97
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Size guide

Classic tees – chest width laid flat / length, in inches:

S 18¼ / 26⅝ · M 20¼ / 28 · L 22 / 29⅜ · XL 24 / 30¾ · 2XL 26 / 31⅝ · 3XL 27¾ / 32½ · 4XL 29¾ / 33½

Hoodies – chest width laid flat / length, in inches:

S 20 / 26 · M 22 / 27 · L 24 / 28 · XL 26 / 29 · 2XL 28 / 30 · 3XL 30 / 31 · 4XL 32 / 32 · 5XL 34 / 33

Oversized tees are cut wide with dropped shoulders. Order your usual size for the baggy look, or size down for a closer fit.

Tip: lay a shirt you love flat and compare. Measurements can vary by up to 1 inch. Not sure? Email info@slammermemes.com before you order.
Shipping

Every piece is printed to order, which takes 2–7 business days. Standard US delivery then takes 2–5 business days, so most orders arrive within 5–12 business days.

We ship within the United States only. Shipping is calculated at checkout, from $4.95. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns

Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Email info@slammermemes.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We'll send a free replacement or a full refund, and you don't need to send anything back.

Because every item is made just for you, we can't accept returns for the wrong size or a change of mind, so please check the size guide first.

Lightweight warmth wrapped in a wink. This cozy hooded sweatshirt pairs a soft, medium-weight fabric with a playful illustration: a vintage balance scale holding beer beneath the words “BALANCED DIET.” Wear it when you want to be comfortable and a little irreverent — whether you’re grabbing beer, lounging at home, or heading to a casual meet-up. The kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood add everyday utility, while the clean, centered artwork reads like a small, clever secret shared with fellow food lovers and astrology-tinged humorists.

Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for soft warmth and lasting shape

- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette

- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket

- DTF and DTG printed artwork with optional embroidery placement

- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) offering cozy feel for chilly days

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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