Warning: To Avoid Injury Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job — Funny Work Humor Tee
White / S
$38.99
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$38.99
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This garment-dyed tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek workplace safety sign across the chest. The graphic—orange warning header, simple stick-figure icons and clear black text—reads like a real caution placard, but the punchline below gives it a wry, working-person sense of humor. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut make it feel lived-in from the first wear; the soft, garment-dyed finish deepens with washes and becomes part of a daily rotation. Wear it on shift, to the job site, or on the weekends when you want your coworkers (and family) to get the message without saying a word.
Light, direct, and a little irreverent. This tee sits comfortably between utility and personality: it’s the shirt you reach for when you need to communicate boundaries with a grin. The sturdiness and sewn-in label keep it feeling practical; the faded, vintage-ready dye gives it character.
Scene: a lunch break under fluorescent lights, a toolbox at your feet, a slow grin as someone starts to offer advice. This shirt doesn’t shout — it smirks. For people who fix, build, supervise, or simply value hands-on pride, it reads like shorthand: competence, experience, and a low tolerance for unsolicited instruction.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft yet durable
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in, vintage look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL and available in many colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Size Guide (unisex, inches)
S - Chest 34-36, Length 28
M - Chest 38-40, Length 29
L - Chest 42-44, Length 30
XL - Chest 46-48, Length 31
2XL - Chest 50-52, Length 32
3XL - Chest 54-56, Length 33
4XL - Chest 58-60, Length 34
Model measurements and fit may vary slightly by print run.
Warning: To Avoid Injury Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job — Funny Work Humor Tee
$38.99
Sale price
$38.99
Regular price
Ships from the US — estimated delivery in 3-7 business days after your order is printed.
Light, direct, and a little irreverent. This tee sits comfortably between utility and personality: it’s the shirt you reach for when you need to communicate boundaries with a grin. The sturdiness and sewn-in label keep it feeling practical; the faded, vintage-ready dye gives it character.
Scene: a lunch break under fluorescent lights, a toolbox at your feet, a slow grin as someone starts to offer advice. This shirt doesn’t shout — it smirks. For people who fix, build, supervise, or simply value hands-on pride, it reads like shorthand: competence, experience, and a low tolerance for unsolicited instruction.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft yet durable
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in, vintage look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL and available in many colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Size Guide (unisex, inches)
S - Chest 34-36, Length 28
M - Chest 38-40, Length 29
L - Chest 42-44, Length 30
XL - Chest 46-48, Length 31
2XL - Chest 50-52, Length 32
3XL - Chest 54-56, Length 33
4XL - Chest 58-60, Length 34
Model measurements and fit may vary slightly by print run.