Balanced Diet Wine Club Hoodie
Balanced Diet Wine Club Hoodie
Size guide
Classic tees – chest width laid flat / length, in inches:
S 18¼ / 26⅝ · M 20¼ / 28 · L 22 / 29⅜ · XL 24 / 30¾ · 2XL 26 / 31⅝ · 3XL 27¾ / 32½ · 4XL 29¾ / 33½
Hoodies – chest width laid flat / length, in inches:
S 20 / 26 · M 22 / 27 · L 24 / 28 · XL 26 / 29 · 2XL 28 / 30 · 3XL 30 / 31 · 4XL 32 / 32 · 5XL 34 / 33
Oversized tees are cut wide with dropped shoulders. Order your usual size for the baggy look, or size down for a closer fit.
Tip: lay a shirt you love flat and compare. Measurements can vary by up to 1 inch. Not sure? Email info@slammermemes.com before you order.
Shipping
Every piece is printed to order, which takes 2–7 business days. Standard US delivery then takes 2–5 business days, so most orders arrive within 5–12 business days.
We ship within the United States only. Shipping is calculated at checkout, from $4.95. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Returns
Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Email info@slammermemes.com within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. We'll send a free replacement or a full refund, and you don't need to send anything back.
Because every item is made just for you, we can't accept returns for the wrong size or a change of mind, so please check the size guide first.
Soft, warm, and quietly cheeky — this hooded sweatshirt blends cozy everyday wear with a tiny wink. The front features a minimal, vintage-inspired balance scale graphic labeled “BALANCED DIET,” pairing subtle earth tones with a clean, centered composition. The double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and roomy kangaroo pocket make it easy to pull on for morning runs, late-night study sessions, or relaxed weekends. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric keeps shape and color while offering a plush hand feel that wears in — not out. Thoughtful production details (tubular knit, tear-away label option, OEKO-TEX certified dyes) mean comfort without itch or fuss, and printing/embroidery options allow for a slightly personalized finish. This sweatshirt sits quietly in the wardrobe, ready to be the go-to layer when you want casual comfort with a little personality.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG printing or optional embroidery placements for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and compliant materials for lower environmental impact
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed